What would you like to see written on your tombstone? Due to the cost of the letters and the limited space on the face of the stone, 12 words or fewer entries, please.The author of the best monthly feature would be paid $10.*

Click on the Guidelines to submit. The guidelines page has a link to all submissions.

Please vote for the best entry in the August poll.  Please vote for the best entry in the September poll.

*We like to save paper, so we require a PayPal address for winners




August 2014

Keep off the damn grass!  Gretchen Tessmer.  The August winner.

 September 2014

Here lies a shallow man, buried deep. Liam Hogan

Here lies a good man who will continue to be trod upon. Tony Brown The one appointment I couldn’t miss. Monty Hall
This is NOT the retirement plan I had in mind. Phillip Chamberlain
November 2014

He is in death, as he was in life, a grave man.  Forrest Buchly